Intzaar rahta hai

Intzaar rahta hai har sham tera,

Raate katati hai le-lekar naam tera,

Muddat se baitha hu ye aas paale,

Kal aayega koi paigaam tera.

Is pathar ki duniya mein

Is pathar ki duniya mein,

Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai...

Aakhen bhi sambhalkar band karna,

Mere dost palkon ke beech bhi,

Sapne tut jaya karte hai.

Is 'Dil' mein dekho

Is 'Dil' mein dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

In 'aakhon' main dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

Jee rahe hai ab tak aapki marjee se,

Lekin yah maut 'amanat' tumhaari hai.

Ishwar kare har din

Ishwar kare har din...

Apki khushiya petrol ke bhav ki tarah bade,

Aur gam bipasha ke kapdo ki tarah kam ho,

Have a nice time.

Hum hum hi

Hum hum hi, tum tum ho,

Na tum kam ho, na hum kam hai,

To kis baat ka gam hai, SMS bhejte raho,

Tabhi to lagega ki mobile me dam hai.

E Dost!

E Dost! jab bhi tu udaas hoga,

Mera khyaal tere paas hoga,

Dil ki gahraaiyon se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,

Tumhe hamare karib hone ka ahsaas hoga.

Ek zara-si bhul

Ek zara-si bhul khata ban gaye,

Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,

Hamari jaan gaye unki ada ban gaye.

Dil diya aitbaar ki had thi

Dil diya aitbaar ki had thi,

Pyar kiya mere pyar ki had thi,

Mar gaya lekin khuli rahi aankhe,

Ye mere intzaar ki had thi.

Apki chaal mor jaisi

Apki chaal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi,

Dimaag lomdi jaisa, aakhen hiran jaisi,

Lekin kitna achha hota,

Agar 2-3 quality insano jaisi bhi hoti.

Ajab yah duniya hai

Ajab yah duniya hai, ajab yaha dastur hai...

Dil mein to base ho, magar aakhon se dur ho.

Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai

Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai,

Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,

Kaun chahata hai bichadna apno se

Vo to vakt ki maar hoti hai.

Aisa dostana hamara

Aisa dostana hamara, main kashti tu kinara,

Main dhanush tu teer, ,main matar tu paneer,

Main varsha tu baadal, main raajma tu chawal,

Main hot tu cool, main april tu fool.

Galat nazaron se dekhoge

Galat nazaron se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi lagegi,

Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki

Tumhe bhabhi lagegi -Tumhara bhai!

Jab tumhe dekhu

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil starts flying,

Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,

Jab tu dur jaaye I feel like crying,

Are! Itna mat chad I was just lying.

Yaad hai pehle hum kaha mile the

Yaad hai pehle hum kaha mile the...

Train ruki, khidki khuli,

Nazaron se nazare mili,

Aur aap ne kaha- Idli, Dosa, Vade, Sambhar, Chay...

Taazi hawa ka jhonka aaya

Taazi hawa ka jhonka aaya,

Khushboo teri saath laya,

Fir mere dil ko khayal aaya,

Ki aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.

Ankhe

Ankhe matar, gaal tamatar, naak ho jaise bhindi,

Tu meri saheli hai ya koi sabji mandi.

Jab bhi kanjus ke liye

Jab bhi kanjus ke liye oskar ka nomination aayega,

Tera bhi naam usme jaroor aayega,

Ye padkar do-char SMS hi kar de,

Varna shayad oskar bhi tu hi jeet jaayega!!

Sooraj se achha sitara koi nahi

Sooraj se achha sitara koi nahi,

Jaisa hai rishta hamara koi nahi,

Chahe saari duniya mein dund lo,

Muj jaisa pyara aur aap jaisa aawara koi nahi.

Gabbar singh

Prashan: Gabbar singh ne paida hone par

Apni maa se kya kaha?

Uttar: Maa! kitne aadmi the?