Saagar ka hai paani aur nadiya ki hai dhara

Saagar ka hai paani aur nadiya ki hai dhara,

Bata kis kaaran se tune toda hai dil hamara,

Aaj to wo bhi paas se hokar guzar jaate hai,

Kal tak lagta tha jinko me jaan se bhi pyara.

Bumper inaam

Bumper inaam- mujhe SMS pe SMS kare,

Aur aap jeet sakte hai 50 laakh ki car ka ek photo,

36 inch color TV. ka ek boxs aur

Pairis jaane waale plain ko ta-ta.

To jaldi kariye.

Phulon ko phool pasand hai

Phulon ko phool pasand hai,

Dilon ko dil pasand hai,

Shaayaro ko shaayri pasand hai,

Kisi ki pasand se hame kya,

Hamako to aapka saath pasand hai.

Gulaab ka bageecha hai

Gulaab ka bageecha hai, magar phool nahi hai,

Aapki bewafai hame kabool nahi hai,

Aapne to shaayad mujhko bhula dala,

Magar doston ko bhula dena mera usool nahi hai.

Kitani parwaah ham karate hai unki

Kitani parwaah ham karate hai unki,

Kaash unhe bhi ye ehasaas ho jaaye,

Kahi aisa na ho ki vo hosh me aaye,

Aur ham gehari neend me so jaaye.

Dil ke sab raaz de raha hu main

Dil ke sab raaz de raha hu main,

Kuch naya saaz de raha hu main,

SMS ka to bahana hai,

Tumko awaaz de raha hu main.

Gamo ka zehar pi rahe hai

Gamo ka zehar pi rahe hai,

Chand geeto ke sahaare ji rahe hai,

Phoonk apna ghar isaliye diya taaki,

Kuch gharo me roshani hoti rahe.

Gulaab hai gulaabi, tere aakhen hai sharabi

Gulaab hai gulaabi, tere aakhen hai sharabi,

Tere labo par sawaal hai, meri aakhen hai jawaabi,

Likhane me kya harz hai, padane me kya hai kharabi,

Padane wala ho agar yaaro ka yaar,

To mera chehara hai kitaabi.

Dil jale ke dil par khanjar chalane chod do

Dil jale ke dil par khanjar chalane chod do,

Gir padegi bijaliya tum muskurana chod do.

Hamaari tabahi me aapka haath hai

Hamaari tabahi me aapka haath hai,

Par hamari sharafat dekhoge

Ham sabse kehate hai ki ye to kismat ki baat hai.

Jaise taraano ke saath aakash hai

Jaise taraano ke saath aakash hai,

Vaise hi sachhi dosti ke saath vishvaas hai,

Dil ki najaaro se dekhoge agar,

Ham har waqt aapke paas hai.

Pal pal se banta hai ehasaas

Pal pal se banta hai ehasaas,

Ehasaas se banta hai vishvaas,

Vishvaas se bante hai rishte,

Aur rishte se banta hai koi aap jaisa khaas.

Thokar na maarna mujhe bekaar samajh kar

Thokar na maarna mujhe bekaar samajh kar,

Seene se laga dena mujhe yaar samajhkar,

Raahi ko samajhane me kahi bhool na karna,

Hamne tumhe chaha hai samajhdaar samajhkar.

Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karate

Daali se patte yu hi gira nahi karate,

Bichad ke log zyada jiya nahi karate.

Kuch naye SMS ho to bhejiye,

Varna purane SMS baar-baar ham pada nahi karate.

Tum bhula nahi sakoge kabhi mere pyaar ko

Tum bhula nahi sakoge kabhi mere pyaar ko,

Mere chumbano ko aur mere hotho ki pukaar ko,

Meri ungaliyo ne jo gazal tumhaare badan par likhi thi,

Ab use padh-padh kar tarsoge tum mere deedaar ko.

Dhokha mila jab pyaar me

Dhokha mila jab pyaar me,

Zindagi me udaasi cha gayi,

Socha tha ki chod denge is raah ko,

Par aai mohale me doosri aa gayi.

Yu hi to khoobsurat hai dosti ka nata

Yu hi to khoobsurat hai dosti ka nata,

Jo bina shart ke jiya jata hai,

Rahe duriya to parvaah nahi,

Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai.

Dost hi dost ka saath diya karte hai

Dost hi dost ka saath diya karte hai,

Dost hi dost ko gam diya karte hai,

Zindagi me kuchpal aise bhi aate hai,

Jab dost hi dost ko badnaam kiya karate hai.

Teri dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya

Teri dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya,

Meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasa diya,

Karzdaar hu main khuda ka jisne,

Mujhe tere jaise dost se mila diya.

Paise se gadi kharidi ja sakti hai

Paise se gadi kharidi ja sakti hai magar samay nahi,

Insaan kharida ja sakta hai magar pyaar nahi,

Isaliye aap apna sara paisa mujhe de do.

Chand taaro se bhari raat bhali lagti hai

Chand taaro se bhari raat bhali lagti hai,

Phool patton ki mulakaat bhali lagti hai,

Jo baat hothon par na aa paaye kabhi,

Vo baat SMS se karni bhali lagti hai.

Dil ka dard kisi ko dikha na sake

Dil ka dard kisi ko dikha na sake,

Jo dil me tha vo kisi ko bata na sake,

Kiye the jawaani me ladkiyo par jo kharche,

Unke bill budape tak chuka na sake.

Jaha gaye the khushiyon ke taraane

Jaha gaye the khushiyon ke taraane,

Mukaddar dekhiye roye vahi par,

Hue mandir se gaayab jute hamaare,

Jaha se paaye the khoye vahi par.

Mohabbat ka paigaam kahate hai gulaab ko

Mohabbat ka paigaam kahate hai gulaab ko,

Sabase pehale ham salaam kahate hai aapko,

Sharaab ko kharaab mat kahna sanam,

Becheni me araam kahate hai sharaab ko.

Chaand se haseen hai chandni

Chaand se haseen hai chandni,

Chandni se haseen hai raat,

Raat se haseen hai zindagi,

Aur wo zindagi hai aap.

Sitam ko hamne berukhi samajha

Sitam ko hamne berukhi samajha,

Pyaar ko hamne bungadi samajha,

Tum chaahe hame jo bhi samajho,

Hamne to tumhe apni zindagi samajha.

Agar dena hi tha to pyaar me dhokha dete jaalim

Agar dena hi tha to pyaar me dhokha dete jaalim,

Shaadi karake to ham yu hi tabaah ho gaye.

Ache dost bahut bure kiraayedaar hote hai

Ache dost bahut bure kiraayedaar hote hai,

Ek to vo aapke dil ko ghar bana lete hai,

Aur kabhi kiraya bhi nahi dete,

Kabhi kamra khaali bhi nahi karate,

Bas hamesha ke liye kamare ke maalik ban jaate hai.

Miss call kya hai...?

Miss call kya hai...?

Miss call ek andaaj hai aajmane ka,

Ek lamha churaane ka,

Ek ehasaas jagaane ka,

Ek dastak hai unke dar par jinko aadat

Hai bhool jaane ki.

Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath

Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath

Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya,

Aadmi gusse me bola-"meri biwi ko dekhta hai

Piche baith, car main chalauga."

Kutte shaadi kyon nahi karate...?

Kutte shaadi kyon nahi karate...?

Kyonki vo to pahale hi kutte ki zindagee

Jee rahe hote hai.

Ishq ke parwaane to har jagah milate hai

Ishq ke parwaane to har jagah milate hai,

Ishq ke deewaane to har jagah milate hai,

Lekeen jo sachmuch farmaate hai ishq,

Vo to sirf paagalkhaane me milate hai.

Vo kaun-sa kaam hai

Vo kaun-sa kaam hai,

Jo ham din me nahi karate?

Socho... dimaag lagaao...

Dinner yaar.... aur kya...?

kadam-kadam par hawa ki aahat ka dhyaan rakhna

kadam-kadam par hawa ki aahat ka dhyaan rakhna,

Mushkil samay me bhi dosto ko yaad rakhna,

Hamaari yaado ki khushboo jaroor aayegi,

Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna.

Yaar tumse ek baat kahni hai

Yaar tumse ek baat kahni hai,

Vo baat ye hai ki kitana bura lagta hai jab koi

Ghisa-pita SMS bhej deta hai,

Aur kitna achha lagta hai jab koi us message,

Ko padane ke liye do minute kharaab kar deta hai.

Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chod do."

Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chod do."

Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chod do."

Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chod do."

Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chod do."

Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe

SMS karna chod do.

Nadiyo se kinaare choot jaate hai

Nadiyo se kinaare choot jaate hai,

Aasmaan se taare toot jaate hai,

Zindagi ki raaho me aksar aisa hota hai,

Jaha bhi deewar milati hai,

Log vahi par susu kar jaate hai..

Dastak di kisi ne aur kaha

Dastak di kisi ne aur kaha khushiya lekar aaya hu,

Inbox chota na pad jaaye, itani duaye laya hu,

Naam bhi hai mera SMS kisi ka paigaam

Lekar aapko ‘miss you’ kahne aaya hu.

Kitna chaahte hai tumhe ye bataye kaise?

Kitna chaahte hai tumhe ye bataye kaise?

Hamari deewangi dikhalaye kaise?

Dosti hamaari aasmaan se bhi badi hai,

Is chote-se SMS se samajhaaye kaise...?

Aaj ye baat samajh me aai

Aaj ye baat samajh me aai,

Is dharti par aap ki hukumat samajh aai,

Dharti par bhejna khuda ka ek bahana tha,

Kyonki raawan ke baad kisi ko to aana tha.

Mere sapano me tum meri zindagi ho

Mere sapano me tum meri zindagi ho...

Aur meri zindagi me tum mera sapna ho.

Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil

Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil,

Haseeno ki adaaye hoti hai aisi kaatil,

Har pal aapko SMS kare yahi chaahe mera dil,

Par ghabrata hu na jaane kitna aa jaaye mobile ka bill.

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon

Nahi liya...? socho...?

Thoda sa aur socho...socho...socho...

Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,

Tumko kya lena dena hai.

Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai

Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai,

Kisi par aata hai,

Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai,

Kisi par hasta hai,

Saala is dil ka hi chakkar hai,

Jo ham SMS karta hai.

Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha

Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha,

Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha,

Uski thi hasane ki aadat,

Main uska pyaar samajh baitha.

Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge

Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,

Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge,

Kyonki...kyonki... paagalo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

Socha tumhe chaand kahu

Socha tumhe chaand kahu...

Par usame bhi daag hai,

Socha tumhe sooraj kahu...

Par usame bhi aag hai,

Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu...

Par... usame bhi dimaag hai.

Koi doosra tip

Koi doosra tip na de to vo kanjoos hai,

Aur agar aap tip na de to aap paise ki

Keemat samajhate hai.

Asali bahaduri vo hai

Asali bahaduri vo hai-jab tu der raat tak

Sharab peekar ghar jao, tumhaari biwi tumhaare

Liye jhaadu lekar khadi ho aur

Tum kaho,"Darling, tum abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho?"

Kaha ho yaar...

Kaha ho yaar...

Aap bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kareeb ho,

Na milate ho, na SMS karate ho,

Kya mujhse bhi jyada gareeb ho...?