Intzaar rahta hai

Intzaar rahta hai har sham tera,

Raate katati hai le-lekar naam tera,

Muddat se baitha hu ye aas paale,

Kal aayega koi paigaam tera.

Is pathar ki duniya mein

Is pathar ki duniya mein,

Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai...

Aakhen bhi sambhalkar band karna,

Mere dost palkon ke beech bhi,

Sapne tut jaya karte hai.

Is 'Dil' mein dekho

Is 'Dil' mein dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

In 'aakhon' main dekho tasveer tumhaari hai,

Jee rahe hai ab tak aapki marjee se,

Lekin yah maut 'amanat' tumhaari hai.

Ishwar kare har din

Ishwar kare har din...

Apki khushiya petrol ke bhav ki tarah bade,

Aur gam bipasha ke kapdo ki tarah kam ho,

Have a nice time.

Hum hum hi

Hum hum hi, tum tum ho,

Na tum kam ho, na hum kam hai,

To kis baat ka gam hai, SMS bhejte raho,

Tabhi to lagega ki mobile me dam hai.

E Dost!

E Dost! jab bhi tu udaas hoga,

Mera khyaal tere paas hoga,

Dil ki gahraaiyon se jab bhi karoge yaad hame,

Tumhe hamare karib hone ka ahsaas hoga.

Ek zara-si bhul

Ek zara-si bhul khata ban gaye,

Dil liya aur khelkar tod diya,

Hamari jaan gaye unki ada ban gaye.

Dil diya aitbaar ki had thi

Dil diya aitbaar ki had thi,

Pyar kiya mere pyar ki had thi,

Mar gaya lekin khuli rahi aankhe,

Ye mere intzaar ki had thi.

Apki chaal mor jaisi

Apki chaal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi,

Dimaag lomdi jaisa, aakhen hiran jaisi,

Lekin kitna achha hota,

Agar 2-3 quality insano jaisi bhi hoti.

Ajab yah duniya hai

Ajab yah duniya hai, ajab yaha dastur hai...

Dil mein to base ho, magar aakhon se dur ho.

Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai

Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai,

Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,

Kaun chahata hai bichadna apno se

Vo to vakt ki maar hoti hai.

Aisa dostana hamara

Aisa dostana hamara, main kashti tu kinara,

Main dhanush tu teer, ,main matar tu paneer,

Main varsha tu baadal, main raajma tu chawal,

Main hot tu cool, main april tu fool.

Galat nazaron se dekhoge

Galat nazaron se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi lagegi,

Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki

Tumhe bhabhi lagegi -Tumhara bhai!

Jab tumhe dekhu

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil starts flying,

Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,

Jab tu dur jaaye I feel like crying,

Are! Itna mat chad I was just lying.

Yaad hai pehle hum kaha mile the

Yaad hai pehle hum kaha mile the...

Train ruki, khidki khuli,

Nazaron se nazare mili,

Aur aap ne kaha- Idli, Dosa, Vade, Sambhar, Chay...

Taazi hawa ka jhonka aaya

Taazi hawa ka jhonka aaya,

Khushboo teri saath laya,

Fir mere dil ko khayal aaya,

Ki aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.

Ankhe

Ankhe matar, gaal tamatar, naak ho jaise bhindi,

Tu meri saheli hai ya koi sabji mandi.

Jab bhi kanjus ke liye

Jab bhi kanjus ke liye oskar ka nomination aayega,

Tera bhi naam usme jaroor aayega,

Ye padkar do-char SMS hi kar de,

Varna shayad oskar bhi tu hi jeet jaayega!!

Sooraj se achha sitara koi nahi

Sooraj se achha sitara koi nahi,

Jaisa hai rishta hamara koi nahi,

Chahe saari duniya mein dund lo,

Muj jaisa pyara aur aap jaisa aawara koi nahi.

Gabbar singh

Prashan: Gabbar singh ne paida hone par

Apni maa se kya kaha?

Uttar: Maa! kitne aadmi the?

Mohabbat ek baar ho jaye to

Mohabbat ek baar ho jaye to apnapan,

Do baar ho jaye to bholapan,

Teen baar ho jaye to dewanapan,

Baar-Baar ho jaye to kaminapan.

Main saawan hu

Main saawan hu tum baadal ho,

main normal hu tum pagal ho,

main paani hu tum tanki ho,

main tarzan hu tum monkey ho !!

Mere marne ke baad

Mere marne ke baad, jab mera janaza uski

gali se nikala, mere marne ke baad,

jab mera janaza uski gali se nikala wo

Khidki pe aayi boli, yaha saala bi tapak

pada!!!

Mandir mein puja karta hu

Mandir mein puja karta hu, mazjid mein

namaaz padta hu,

Insaan se bhagwan na ban jana,

Isliye roz tumhe SMS karke ek paap karta hu.

Kaash life aisi hoti yaar

Kaash life aisi hoti yaar, monday ko dosti,

Tuesday ko ekraar, wedsnesday ko pyar,

Thursday ko intazaar, friday ko shaadi,

Saturday ko talaak, sunday ko rest,

Monday ko next.

Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Cango

Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Cango,

Bus stop par khade the.

Bus aayi Mayuri gayi,

Magar Jugal nahi gaya-kyon?

Because Mayuri "Can Go".

Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Cango

Jugal Hansraj aur Mayuri Cango,

Bus stop par khade the.

Bus aayi Mayuri gayi,

Magar Jugal nahi gaya-kyon?

Because Mayuri "Can Go".

Zaam kadwa hai magar

Zaam kadwa hai magar,

Itna bhi nahi ki piya na jaaye,

Zindagi mein dard hai,

Magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya naa jaaye,

Mana SMS par charges hai,

Magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya naa jaaye.

Pati daaru pi kar

Pati daaru pi kar apni patni se kehta hai,

Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo

Ki mere kadam zameen par na tike...

Patni ne kaha kaho to faasi pe chada du.

Gunghat mein tujhe dekha

Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to dewana hua,

Sangeet ka tarana hua, shama ka parwana

hua,

Masti ka mastana hua, jaise hi tune gunghat

uthaya is duniya se mein rawana hua.

Ek aadmi ki biwi kho gayi

Ek aadmi ki biwi kho gayi, vo Ram ke mandir

gaya,

Bhagwan ne kaha paas ke Hanuman mandir

jao,

Meri bhi unhone dhundi thi.

Din ko chain nahi

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aaram nahi,

Jee na lage kahi, ae khuda kya yahi pyar hai?

`Stupid' ye pyaar nahi summer ki garmi hai.

Ande ke haath mein `Torch'

Ande ke haath mein `Torch', behare ke haath

mein `Radio',

Gunge ke haath mein`Mike', bewakuf ke haath

mein `Mobile'!

Kya zamana aa gaya hai...

Tum na maano yah hakikat hai

Tum na maano yah hakikat hai,

`Dosti' insaan ki jarurat hai,

Kisi din aaoo mahfil mein,

Jaan jaaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai.

Takdeer ne chaha

Takdeer ne chaha, takdeer ne bataya,

Takdeer ne tumko aur humko milaya,

Khushnaseeb the hum ya vo pal,

Jab tum-saa anmol dost is zindagi mein aaya.

Phool aisa ho baag ko khushoo se bar de

Phool aisa ho baag ko khushoo se bar de,

Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,

Dost aisa ho jo zindagi ko khushi eva mobile

Ko SMS se bhar de.

Is duniya mein dost kam melenge

Is duniya mein dost kam melenge,

Is duniya mein gam hi gam melenge,

jaha duniya nazar fer legi,

Us mod pe dost! Tumhe hum melenge.