Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil

Har aashiq de deta hai apna dil,

Haseeno ki adaaye hoti hai aisi kaatil,

Har pal aapko SMS kare yahi chaahe mera dil,

Par ghabrata hu na jaane kitna aa jaaye mobile ka bill.

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta

Sherni ke ghar waalo ne haathi ka rishta kyon

Nahi liya...? socho...?

Thoda sa aur socho...socho...socho...

Yaar unke ghar ka aapsi maamla hai,

Tumko kya lena dena hai.

Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai

Ye dil bhi kitana jaalim hai,

Kisi par aata hai,

Kisi par marta hai, kisi par rota hai,

Kisi par hasta hai,

Saala is dil ka hi chakkar hai,

Jo ham SMS karta hai.

Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha

Sapne ko sakaar samajh baitha,

Parchaai ko aakaar samajh baitha,

Uski thi hasane ki aadat,

Main uska pyaar samajh baitha.

Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge

Jo tum ko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,

Tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge,

Kyonki...kyonki... paagalo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti.

Socha tumhe chaand kahu

Socha tumhe chaand kahu...

Par usame bhi daag hai,

Socha tumhe sooraj kahu...

Par usame bhi aag hai,

Phir socha tumhe bandar kahu...

Par... usame bhi dimaag hai.

Koi doosra tip

Koi doosra tip na de to vo kanjoos hai,

Aur agar aap tip na de to aap paise ki

Keemat samajhate hai.

Asali bahaduri vo hai

Asali bahaduri vo hai-jab tu der raat tak

Sharab peekar ghar jao, tumhaari biwi tumhaare

Liye jhaadu lekar khadi ho aur

Tum kaho,"Darling, tum abhi tak safaai kar rahi ho?"

Kaha ho yaar...

Kaha ho yaar...

Aap bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kareeb ho,

Na milate ho, na SMS karate ho,

Kya mujhse bhi jyada gareeb ho...?

Nigahon mein aur koi dosti ke kabil nahi raha

Nigahon mein aur koi dosti ke kabil nahi raha

Is kinare ka aur koi sahil nahi raha

Chand jaisa dost mila hai humein

Zameen par uss jaisa aur koi nahi raha.

Agar aap me himmat

Agar aap me himmat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do,

Kya aapko paagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hai,

Jawaab jaroor dena?

Kameene, lafange

Kameene, lafange, lofar, ollu, gadhe, bewde, bewakuf...

Alag-alag tarah ke log rahte hai is duniya me,

Tu tension mat lena.

Namaskar! aaj ka

Namaskar! aaj ka taapmaan 48 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,

Krupya apne dimaag vaali jagah par barf laga kar rakhe,

Kyonki bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.

Baadal bhi ho,

Baadal bhi ho, ghata bhi ho,

Baarish na ho, to kya faayda,

Mobile ho aur balance bhi,

Par SMS na ho to kya faayda.

Vo mere saamne

Vo mere saamne hai aur main deewana sa,

Unhi se puchta hu ki mujhe tadapaya kisane.

Chaha hai jise

Chaha hai jise chahat se jyada,

Samajha hai jise mohabbat se jyada,

Bharosa hai jise par khud se jyada,

Vo hi hai tu haraam-jyada.

Pyaar tumhara kabool

Pyaar tumhara kabool hai magar ek kaam karna,

Apane dosto me mera naam badnaam na karna.

Khat to unhe likha

Khat to unhe likha jaata hai jo kisi manjil par ho,

Ham aapko khat kaise likhe,

Aap to hamaare dil me ho.

Saawan aate hi

Saawan aate hi murjhaye huye phul bhi khil jaate hai,

SMS free kya huye,

Aap jaisi chindi-chor bhi shaayar ban jaate hai.

Gam ka shikva

Gam ka shikva kabhi na karna,

Gam to cheej hi aisi hai,

Aap sada khush rahe,

Hamara kya hamaari to takdeer hi aisi hai.